Humor

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Some Company. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill... Read More

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill... Read More

Stress Reliever # 1 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for... Read More

If a girl laughs, she is a jolly fellow. If a man laughs, he is manner less. If a girl talks too much, she is witty. If a man talks too much, he is a chatterbox. If a girl loves silence, she is serious. If a man loves silen... Read More

People wonder why the the call centre guys are paid so much for just being on the phone. Take a look at some of the conversations between Technical Support executives and customers on phone. Case 1 Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the... Read More

The income tax officer decides to audit businessman John, and summons him to the income tax office.   The officer is not surprised when John shows up with his attorney, Smith.   The officer says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant... Read More

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and... Read More

After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. Ask them to repeat everything they... Read More

Virus WomanShe installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff. If you don't, you'll loose everything. Internet WomanYou have to pay to have access. Server WomanAlways busy when you want her. Windows... Read More

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the... Read More