Humor

Virus WomanShe installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff. If you don't, you'll loose everything. Internet WomanYou have to pay to have access. Server WomanAlways busy when you want her. Windows... Read More

TWO WOMEN TALKING Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like... Read More

Oh God, Why Made Me Guy! It's Tough Being a Guy    If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work  enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with  low pay, it's... Read More

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choiceSon: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."Bill... Read More

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What... Read More

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." ... Read More

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Some Company. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed." He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill... Read More

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, " Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, " Oh my God! What should I pack, beach... Read More

Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked... Read More

People wonder why the the call centre guys are paid so much for just being on the phone. Take a look at some of the conversations between Technical Support executives and customers on phone. Case 1 Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the... Read More