Million Dollars in a Second
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
Man said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
The man wondered.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"
God cheerfully said, "Sure!....... just a second."