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HR Manager in Heaven

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter... Read More

Always speak the truth

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a... Read More

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never... Read More

Why Made Me Guy!

Oh God, Why Made Me Guy! It's Tough Being a Guy    If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work  enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with  low pay, it's... Read More

Salary

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary. Dear Bo$$, In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and... Read More

Why not to mess with kids?

Whales   A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated... Read More

Womens talk and Mens Talk

TWO WOMEN TALKING Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like... Read More

Why men don’t write advice columns?

Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked... Read More

Management & Engineers - Very Nice

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am." ... Read More

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