Why Made Me Guy!

Oh God, Why Made Me Guy! It’s Tough Being a Guy   

• If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
• If you don’t work  enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
  
  
• If she has a boring repetitive job with  low pay, it’s exploitation.
• If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
  
  
• If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
• If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
  
  
• If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
• If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
  
  
• If you cry, you’re a wimp.
• If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
  
  
• If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist.
• If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
  
  
• If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
• If she asks you, it’s a favor.
  
  
• If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
• If you don’t, you’re a slob.
  
  
• If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
• If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
  
  
• If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
• If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
  
  
• If she has a headache, she’s tired.
• If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.