Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings

  1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. >
  2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. affairs: something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. >
  3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. it’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. >
  4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. future tense of marriage. >
  5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". an art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". >
  6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. >
  7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. >
  8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. the hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. >
  9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. a place where divorce comes before marriage. >
  10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. room: a place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. >
  11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. >
  12. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. a book which people praise, but do not read. >
  13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. a curve that can set a lot of things straight. >
  14. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. >
  15. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. >
  1. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. >
  2. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. >
  3. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. the name men give to their mistakes. >
  4. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. bomb: an invention to end all inventions. >
  5. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. a fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. >
  6. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. a person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. >
  7. Opportunist: An opportunist is a one who when find himself in hot water decides to take a bath. an opportunist is a one who when find himself in hot water decides to take a bath. >
  8. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." a person who while falling from eiffel tower says in midway "see i am not injured yet." >
  9. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY. a person who says that o is the last letter in zero, instead of the first letter in word opportunity. >
  10. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. a person who lives poor so that he can die rich. >
  11. Father: A banker provided by nature. a banker provided by nature. >
  12. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. a guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. >
  13. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. >
  14. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. >

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